Britain's most expensive car wash...

[Woodie]

This sounds like someone I know

"Despite spending his days cleaning other people's supercars, Mr Sahota is currently car less, having recently sold his boyhood favourite car, the Mk I Volkswagen Golf GTI."

I must admit that I would be concerned about the durability of the paint finish on a Ferrari or Lambo once it has been through this - "But the £7,200 service involves sanding the car down twice to make sure the paint is exactly the same thickness all over the car, then polishing it by machine in three stages."