Hi, I have a problem

[Graham Savage]

Hi, my name is Graham and I am a car-washaholic.... It started a few years ago and I thought nothing of it... My mom used to complain but now she's left the country, my friends don't talk to me anymore, parking attendants never ask if they can wash it...

I love washing cars, any car, any time of the day or night... even just before it rains... I have a problem but am recieving help - I bought a High pressure cleaner and two crates more of meguires stuff, I sunk a bore hole with a 4 stage water filter and softner to reduce washing/drying time and water marks and I have a serious routine now, it's all against the clock to see just how long a perfect job takes... There must be someone in the world that understands me, that gets relaxed from polishing a car, someone that gets the jiggies when he sees car cleaning stuff and new products... someone that loves foaming up and rubbing down, hosing off, wax on and wax off, someone that can't stand a slight mark on the rear windscreen or paint that doesn't bead water when it rains?

Will you guys be my friend?